Just In: Global Warming Solution Found

From CNN:

Apparently the solution to the global warming problem is a good ol' world wide pandemic that kills millions.

When a climatologist tells you the only thing that's going to reverse the
effects of global warming is a "good old-fashioned pandemic that wipes out
millions" your ears perk up. Mine sure did when climatologist Bill Patzert of
NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory told me that.

Surely, this couldn't be fear-mongering?