My golf game SUCKS right now

Man, I must have done something to piss off the golf gods - cause my game is a fucking train wreck right now. Nothing feels right. I've lost my mojo. Truly a fickle fucking game. At least I'm not a club thrower (I hate those jackasses). I curse. Make fun of myself. And just suck it up, knowing that at some point things will turn back around.

The golf gods are funny though - you can be having a shit day like I was today, and they'll throw something in to keep you coming back. I knocked a 40 yard chip in the hole today for a birdie on our 10th hole. Whip cream on shit.