Comments? I beg thee...

OK, so this is my second blog. My last one didn't take this long to get its first comments. What, did I become unfunny? Uninteresting? Or did everyone suddenly become fingerless lurkers, unable to type or express themselves?

FUCKING COMMENT ALREADY!

Don't make me write about truthers, and Bush and all that shit that everyone else writes about.

So comment.

Pretty please?