Dinosaur on the loose in Florida

Here in Florida, we have some bizarre shit. We have more poisonous things and big-ass critters than just about anywhere in North America...apparently, including an 80lb lizard that police officers shot. And it slinked away. First of all, that's a big fucking animal - let alone a lizard. Residents are waiting to see a carcass before letting their children and pets out. Sounds like a good idea to me.

Where I live in Florida, we only have to worry about black widows, brown recluses, rattlers, cotton mouths and gators. We have it easy...