Friday, May 25, 2007

It's going to be a goooood weekend

It's going to be a good weekend indeed! All the signs are here:

1. The amazingly illogical, yet superhot Rosie O'Donnell has decided to leave The View early (three weeks). I suspect she'll drown her sorrows away eatting a family of four. Adios, el fatasse'.

2. I've got a fresh supply of Newcastle ale, Talisker 18 y/o single malt and cigars

3. I just suspect Michael Vick, superstar QB and ubber-genius in running his personal affairs is going to get his pee-pee slapped hard when the truth behind all this dogfighting bullshit comes out.

4. Three rounds of golf planned this weekend and it looks like the weather is going to be beeeeeeyotching!

5. Boys night out tomorrow night. Bad things planned.

Some days you just gotta feel good to be alive.